Egg wielding freak

You’re always trying to bar my way
With your overhead projectiles
What’s your problem anyway?
Is your blood as cold as reptiles?
were you sent here just to bug me?
or are you bitter ‘cos you’re so god damn ugly?
As if this rat race was'nt hard enough
With the gorillas and the mushroom heads
I’m only trying to get from A to B
But it seems you want me dead
Ooh, I think you’re living in the past
Ooh, I think I’m gonna have to kick your dinosaur ass

you’ve got a vicious streak
You’re an egg wielding freak
And I really hate you
Yeah, you’ve got a vicious streak
You’re an egg wielding freak
And I really, really hate you

If you put me in a spin again
It’s likely that I’m gonna lose it
I’ve got a tortoise shell with your name on it
And I’m not afraid to use it
Ooh, and if you think that’s frightening
Ooh, wait and see what I can do with a bolt of lightning

you’ve got a vicious streak
You’re an egg wielding freak
And I really hate you
Yeah, you’ve got a vicious streak
You’re an egg wielding freak
And I really, really hate you

One day I’ll wish upon a star
Then you’ll see what I can do
Like the vermin that you truly are
I’m gonna exterminate you
Ooh, and in a funny way I’m gonna miss you
Like an Arabian knight would miss his igloo

Ooh you’ve got a vicious streak
You’re an egg wielding freak
And I really hate you
Yeah, you’ve got a vicious streak
You’re an egg wielding freak
And I really, really hate you